Showing posts with label random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random. Show all posts

Saturday, April 16, 2011

So Sorry!!

I'm SO sorry I've been AWOL.  To make up for it, I'm going to share some gems from This awesome site.  Basically, you put in your Twitter name & it searches through your past Tweets & combines them to predict your next Tweet.  I hope these make you smile & laugh too!

  • Scranton/WHAT is Canadian. He calls ham bacon which is at this time of judgement...
  • You ok? I'm enjoying a fork... :/ I'm so much better! Good morning! Mmmmmm...
  • Its interesting to see what you're feeling like to go away... Come join us for bed.
  • Off to Starbucks to enjoy a month to fall back asleep. Good night Tweets! My dog cracks me up!!
  • Some people take a sign saying, "I'm so loudly!" The early bird gets the end of a guy with Themeleon!
  • Off to get a complete asshole & have come up with my food for a blast!!! Every person for it...
  • Glad to do you last night Tweeters. Time to enjoy fancy yet probably cold dinner for bed.
  • Late night Tweets! Happy birthday to start an AT&T bill when they ate watermelon, Can I kick it?
  • Don't understand how to meet with the alarm & stress in the best wishes for it really need to make more.
  • Mmmmmmm... Chipotle! For whatever reason I wish I love this day today. Like socks? HA!!!
  • I found the cup of the blood work for Food Day - is at the lady falling into the better year.
  • Ready for a complete success! Testing, 1, 2, 3... I'm stuffed!!
  • Tweet, tweet.. Good morning Tweeties! Check out my dogs just finished a 10 digit account number!
  • Oh my dogs are you had a great day? Ready for the best way to the Rebel Alliance & coxsackieviruses!
  • It says the new phone since the fountain in my second thoughts but I love banana bread!
  • "Congratulations on your eyes, you'll be interested! Had a great weekend!!" Some people need to hear that.
  • Had a bladder infection & thought of you.  For a "way to go" & the realization that I'm eating lunch.
  • The correct way please!!! My sister in Res! Best wishes for a long, hard time for you!!!!!!
  • Me:  "I have tears filling my first break."  You:  "How's your day now?"  Me:  "......... So much better!"
  • Woah... I was rooting for us out at work. It will go away... Come join us for the end of our relationship.
  • Ready for the windows are you? It will talk soon.
  • Good night everyone! Driving home from hell!
You know how when you're reading something & it doesn't really make sense & your mind will add or remove a word or letter or punctuation?  I have slightly modified these (removing a word or two, adding quotations...) to let you know how I read them.

I hope this finds you well.  Find something to enjoy today & share!!